Don't Do This, Please!
HOW TO RUIN A CLASSIC CAR AND MAKE IT ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS

 

Some people just don't get it. I'm sure you've seen good examples of this phenomenon; just tune your TV to "Pimp My Ride" or one of the other automotive slaughterhouses that take perfectly good collector cars and turn them into tasteless, garish junk piles and you'll see what I'm talking about. The messes that these alleged techno-geniuses create are sad to contemplate, and even sadder to see.

What is included here is very sad indeed; devotes of the 300 will agree. The individual involved in this version of what can only be called vehicular assassination shall remain nameless, and deservedly so. It needs to be seen, however, especially by newer 300 aficianados. The text has been lifted from a popular publication, the comments in red are mine.

It amazes me that somebody like this could even get their hands on a 300, much less be able to find a so-called automotive business that would be willing to commit such an atrocity. Certainly they must have known what they were doing, but then again, what do they care as long as the check clears. Good restoration shops won't even apply an incorrect paint color for you, so imagine the character of the lunatics who must operate this dump. View the gallery at your own peril.

 

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